If aliens arrived tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d ask them?
If aliens arrived tomorrow, I’d probably skip all the important questions about the universe and go straight to: “Sooo… do you guys have a ray gun? And ummm… can I fire it?”
Then, once we’ve established intergalactic trust: “Great! One more thing… can you exterminate mosquitoes?” I’m just asking for a friend.
I mean, if you can travel across the galaxy but can’t eliminate those little bloodsucking demons, what are we even doing here?
Oh, and naturally, after firing the ray gun, I’d have to channel my inner Marvin the Martian: “Where’s the kaboom!? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!” 😂💥
Yeah, I’m kinda thinkin’ I might not be the best person to make first contact.
Radio transmission to mother ship: ”Ummm… about this whole place called Earth. Yeah, there’s no intelligent life down here!” Lol!
