Crock’s Thoughts

Now, let’s be honest: most elections feel like choosing between two turd sandwiches. One might be on ciabatta, the other on stale rye, but guess what? They’re both still turd sandwiches. And yet—I show up, I vote, and I do my homework. Because if I have to eat a turd sandwich, I at least want to know what’s inside—just saying… 🤷

See, I’m not just a voter—I’m an issues voter. That means I don’t get swept away by fancy packaging, shiny slogans, or that one time the candidate kissed a baby while holding a rescue puppy during a solar eclipse. No, I want to know what my sandwich—er, candidate—actually stands for.

What’s their position on the things I care about? Do they have a plan or just a really good jingle? And most importantly, what’s their voting record? Because action speaks louder than words!

So, if you’re voting based on which turd looks the least lumpy on TV… well, friend, you may find yourself biting into something you’ll regret chewing on for the next… I don’t how many years.

So yes, I vote—every time! And I vote educated, not just emotional. Because government may be messy, loud, and occasionally smell like a food truck exploded at a sewage plant… but it’s ours. And if we don’t help shape it, someone else will—and they might really like the taste of unexamined sandwiches.

Bottom line: Know your turds. Read the menu. Then vote like your digestive system depends on it.

Now, who’s ready for lunch? 😋