🎶 “Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin’ down the bunny trail…” 🎶
Did I ever tell you I’m an Expert Bunny Flying Basket-Hider Pilot Guy? I know… pretty cool, right? 😜 Yeah, I should add it to my business card, but I don’t want to brag or anything… just saying… 🤷
Now, don’t tell anyone this… 🤫 but Peter sometimes… 🐰 umm… well… let’s just say he gets a little hopped up on too many jellybeans and suddenly shouldn’t be operating heavy carrot-based equipment. You know… he gets a little… 🥴
Soo… I told him, “Forget a designated driver… you need a designated pilot flyer driver bunny-delivery specialist guy.” ✈️🐰
Best gig ever, too! He pays me in all the extra Robin Eggs I can stuff in my flight jacket pockets. Yum yum for my tum tum!
Only downside? Cleaning plastic Easter grass out of the cockpit controls. 🙄 That stuff gets everywhere! Last year I found some still tangled in the throttles on July 4th! I’m like, really!? Lol!
And don’t even get me started on the weight and balance calculations on my airplane. I mean, have you ever tried taking off with 500 tons of marshmallow Peeps and three chocolate bunnies riding in first class?I tell ya… umm… it’s a real hare-raising experience! 😜😂
But when the skies are clear, the baskets are full, and Peter’s singing off-key in the copilot seat… it’s all worth it!
Happy Easter everyone! 🙏🐰 He has risen! ✝️
Crock’s Thoughts 