What positive events have taken place in your life over the past year?
Sooo… I just made the greatest Christmas discovery since Santa upgraded from reindeer to AI with built-in GPS navigation! Yeah, ummm… don’t tell anyone I told you that. It has been a little secret between us aviation folk. We’re talking top-sleigh clearance only. 🤫✈️🎅
But anyway, apparently… Hershey’s Kisses don’t just wear cute holiday outfits. Nope! They’ve been out here living double lives.
You know those multi-colored wrappers on Christmas Kisses? I always thought they were just playing dress-up. You know, the same ole milk chocolate, but hiding under a pretty Christmas wrapper. Well, turns out they’re undercover agents of deliciousness! 😋🤤🍫
I know, I know… I’m probably a slow learner, but my coworker dumped a bunch of these little chocolate angels on the table and… holy crap, wow! My taste buds filed a flight plan straight to heaven!
Snickerdoodle Kisses? Heaven! Sugar Cookie Kisses? My new soulmate! Hot Cocoa Kisses? A warm hug in foil. Candy Cane Kisses? Talk about making me minty fresh for real kisses! And almond Kisses? I mean, they’re basically squirrel snacks dipped in chocolate!
And the best part? They’re bite-size! Which means—scientifically speaking, of course—I can absolutely eat them by the bucketload with minimal calories. 😜 I mean, everyone knows Christmas bite-size calories are imaginary. Totally not real! Completely mythical. It’s really… well, kinda sorta, a Christmas miracle. Just saying… 🤷😂
So, yeah… I love these little things! Honestly, I’d say this counts as a major positive life event. Wouldn’t you?
Crock’s Thoughts 