Who is the most famous or infamous person you have ever met?
Batman! There, I said it!
Okay, not really, but close…
Working in the corporate jet business means I’ve met a few people who make Bruce Wayne look like he flies coach. I’d tell you who they are… but I’ve signed more nondisclosure agreements than a Hollywood plastic surgeon before awards season.
Alright, I’ll tell you… lean in… closer… psst… psst… pretty cool, right? Yeah, I know. Just don’t tell anyone or the NDA police will parachute through the hangar ceiling.
Of course, it’s not always red carpets and champagne. There’s one occupational hazard they never mention—celebrity bathroom encounters. You haven’t known true pressure until you’re standing at the urinal next to someone worth more than your entire airport, and they start a conversation. Meanwhile, my shy bladder locks down like Fort Knox. After five awkward seconds that feel like five presidential terms, I give up and leave—half embarrassed, half in pain, and 100% wondering if anyone will notice me peeing behind the hangar in private.
So, yeah… I’ve met a few big names. But let’s be honest, my bladder deserves the real autograph for surviving the high-profile pee-pressure.
Oh, and before I go, I bet you can’t say, “high-profile pee-pressure” five times fast! 😜
Crock’s Thoughts 