Crock’s Thoughts

Well, that’s easy! It’s definitely… 😈
Ummm… I better whisper this part in your ear… psst psst…
Sorry, I didn’t mean to make everyone blush.

So, anyway… before this turns into an HR meeting, let’s move on. Does lifting coffee and alcohol from the table count as physical exercise? 🤔 Because I swear, after years of training, my biceps are barista-strong. It’s basically a full-body workout! Well, kinda sorta … I mean, the lift, the sip, the satisfied sigh, and the repeated reps until the mug or glass is empty. I guess the lower body doesn’t get much exercise—which probably explains my chicken legs—but the women love my Popeye-like arms from all that lifting!

But in all seriousness—yes, I know, that’s difficult for me—my favorite exercise is walking. It’s my time with nature, God, and my camera. Every step feels like meditation with a view. I’m constantly framing things in my head, chasing light like it’s a competitive sport. And sometimes I even get so lost in thought, or the perfect photo angle, that my walk becomes a scenic shuffle followed by a dramatic trip over a root.

So yeah, walking wins! Though if coffee-curls ever become an Olympic event, I’m bringing home the gold!