What does your ideal home look like?
Forget mansions with infinity pools, smart refrigerators, or heated bathroom floors. My dream house has always been the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse. Yep, wooden walkways, rope ladders, and a living room built around a big tree trunk.
Why? Because nothing says “luxury living” quite like a coconut-powered water wheel and a pet ostrich as your morning alarm clock. Neighbors complain about mowing their lawns… meanwhile, I’d be out back tightening my rope bridge so I don’t plunge into the hibiscus bushes on my way to grab breakfast bananas.
Hang on Zillow! I want to swing through my front door like Tarzan with a pizza box under one arm and a six-pack of beer under the other.
So yeah, HGTV can keep their open concept kitchens. I’m holding out for a treehouse with a crow’s nest. Because who doesn’t want a breakfast nook with a view to watch for pirates?
Crock’s Thoughts 