If humans had taglines, what would yours be?
If humans had taglines like products do, mine would be simple:
“Runs on pizza, cooled by beer, lifted by airplanes.”
That’s it. That’s the blueprint. Forget “Live, Laugh, Love”—I’m more “Eat, Sip, Soar.”
I mean, pizza fuels my system, beer keeps it from overheating, and airplanes keep me from napping forever. It’s all really the official requirements for bad decisions and great stories. Just saying… 🤷😜
Honestly, without this threesome, I’d just be a confused ground mammal wondering why I walked into the kitchen.
Crock’s Thoughts 