I’m so freaking full! Seriously, I may have made a grave mistake. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought, “Hey, why not fully embrace the holiday spirit?” So naturally, I downed an entire cereal box of Lucky Charms. Yep, the whole thing—marshmallows, oats, and probably a fair share of my dignity.
I started off strong, enjoying the magically delicious taste. But somewhere around the halfway mark, things took a dark turn. The marshmallows started mocking me. The leprechaun on the box seemed to whisper, “Ye weren’t meant for this, lad.” But did I stop? Nope! I pushed through like a champion… or an absolute fool. Lol!
Now, here I am, sprawled on the couch, stomach bloated to full parade float status. Thank goodness for my four-leaf clover boxers—because if it weren’t for this elastic waistband, I’d be one unlucky soul.
Lesson learned? Ummm… Maybe. Will I do it again next year? Almost definitely! Until then, I’ll just lay here, contemplating my life choices… and maybe, just maybe, considering some vegetables. 😜
Happy St Patrick’s Day! 🍀
Crock’s Thoughts 