Word on the street is that there’s a mischievous, winged toddler with a bow, an unlimited supply of love-tipped arrows, and some seriously questionable archery skills—responsible for both unexpected romances and a suspicious number of drone sightings—flying around and shooting people in the ass!
I tell ya, nothing wakes up a pilot faster than a winged toddler zipping past your airplane! 😜 One time, he flew by so fast that his love-tipped arrows missed me and hit my airport vending machine’s stale tuna sandwich instead. Damn thing wouldn’t let go of me for a week! So, stay alert!
The more I think about it, 🤔 it may have only been mild food poisoning or severe heartburn… lol! Either way, I heard that Cupid hits the bottle hard on 🍕🍺 day (aka Friday)… if you know what I mean. 🍻 So, you can never be too safe!
Happy Valentine’s Day! 💘
Crock’s Thoughts 