Crock’s Thoughts

It’s time to un-invent the lima bean. Yeah, I know… God technically invented the lima bean, thus making it hard to un-invent; however, I’m pretty sure it was mankind’s idea to actually cook and eat this infamously divisive bean.

I can’t be certain, but I vaguely remember something from Sunday school where God said, “Thou shalt not eat lima beans.” Okay, maybe that’s just wishful thinking, but surely He wouldn’t want us to consume something that tastes like overcooked green mushy chalk.

So, I’m kinda thinking God might actually endorse the idea of un-inventing the cooking of this evil bean. I mean, eating evil mushy chalk feels borderline sinful if you ask me… just saying. 🤷‍♂️😜