So, get this! I was driving past a truck stop when a massive truckload of mules suddenly pulled out in front of me! All I caught was the sign that said “Jack’s Mules” — and for a moment, my life flashed before my eyes!
Okay, maybe saying, “my life flashed before my eyes” is a bit of an exaggeration—fine, maybe a lot. But one thing’s for sure—I definitely saw Jack’s Mules! The words were in big, bold letters. I mean, “Jack” as in Jackass! Pretty fitting, considering he just cut me off 😤 while hauling a truckload of actual asses. 😂
I can see the headlines now: “Columbus Man Killed by Herd of Asses!” 😂 Definitely not the legacy I was aiming for… 🪦 But hey, lucky for me, my lightning-fast pilot reflexes saved the day! 😜 Saved a bunch of mules, too! Judging by their wide-eyed expressions, they didn’t seem too thrilled about the close call either! Lol!
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