So, I recently purchased new boxers that have a lot of snap in the elastic waistband. No big deal, right? I don’t mind a little extra snappiness around the waist—who wants to be pulling up their boxers all day? Well, while getting dressed after my shower, that snippety-snap elastic waistband turned out to be more of a curse than a blessing.
I think we all have our own version of the after-shower underwear dance. You know that delicate balance of briefly standing on one leg like a flamingo, while simultaneously trying to ensure your legs enter the appropriate parts of your underwear. I always thought the biggest health hazard of the underwear dance was getting my toe caught and face-planting on the floor, which I’ve actually done a few times. But now I’ve learned there’s another hazard…
Now, when you’re a guy stepping out of a hot shower, let’s just say things tend to jingle and jangle a little lower than when we’re cold. If you don’t know what I mean, let me whisper it in your ear… 🤫 yeah, I’m talking about those two-jolly round “jingle bells” of our manhood.
Somewhere during my underwear dance, my hand slipped off my boxers… and then, there was an earth-shattering SNAP!! Honestly, I’m not sure if I blacked out for a second, but I definitely know a few unholy words echoed through the house. You can probably guess where that snippety-snap waistband ended up. Let’s just say that jingle and jangle were no longer jolly. 🤦♂️😂
A word of advice: always maintain a firm grip on your boxers during the underwear dance ritual. I’m happy to report that my jingle and jangle are safe, though I may be walking a bit bow-legged. But luckily, everything’s still functional.
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