Crock’s Thoughts

I always say, “The three primary food groups are pizza, Mexican food, and Dagwood-style sandwiches!”

Yeah, I know what you’re thinkin, “That’s not what they taught in health class.” But as a professional Pizzaologist and Sandwich Maker-Upper, those very well-intentioned teachers steered you wrong. 😜

While I enjoy being a Herbisaurus at times, my personal food pyramid does require that I include heaping portions of goodness that only a Meatosaurus Rex would enjoy—yes, those are real dinosaurs… well, kinda-sorta.

Now combine all this with additional ooey-gooey-cheesy-yummy-for-my-tummy goodies, and, well… you’ll have yourself some slobbery perfection that even makes a Herbisaurous jealous. 😋🤤