Crock’s Thoughts

I really don’t need my X1Z-5000 super-duper-planet-blaster ray gun.

I once had high ambitions for world domination but after a careful study of Marvin the Martian, I discovered the perils of such a career choice. Plus, when people realize you’re conquering their planet, they get all judgy and stuff! 🙄 I mean, geez… they act like enslaving the human race is a big deal or something. 😜

For now, I only shoot beer cans off the fence out back. It’s kinda a waste of a ray gun when you turn it into a super-duper-beer-can-blaster toy… but what else am I going to do on a Friday night? 🤷‍♂️