Crock’s Thoughts

I’m really thinkin about breaking my minty fresh white Tic Tac monotony. Don’t get me wrong, the minty fresh white ones are my favorite—well, except for those tangy-make-my-tongue-curl orange ones! I mean, have you tried those? They’re like Tic Tac crack! 🤤 I’m like Shaggy, downing a box of Scooby snacks when it comes to orange ones! 😋

But anyway, I digress… so, back to my minty fresh white Tic Tac dilemma. Okay, maybe not really a dilemma… but a decision to try something new. So, since I need to spice up my Tic Tac boredom, I’ve been eyeing their fruity adventure line of Tic Tacs—a yummy mix of sweet cherry, tangy orange, tart apple, and juicy passion fruit.

Sooo… it sounds good and all, but damn! That’s a whole lot of fruity and stuff! That’s like rainbow vomit in a tiny plastic Tic Tac hoder. Plus, I just know I’ll want to sort each color before I embark on this fruity adventure—Yeah, I know… I’m a little OCD for such chaos—making it a time consuming endeavor.

Hmmm… I guess this is a dilemma after all… 🤔

Gosh, it’s so stressful being a deep thinker and all… 😜 Oh, what the hell! I’m going all fruity adventure!