Crock’s Thoughts

It’s actually quite simple… pizza and beer! I mean, is there anything more to life? 🤷

Pizza includes all the food groups—at least if it is done right—in one yummy for your tummy circle of heaven. 😋🍕 I’m pretty sure that makes it a healthy food choice, too—at least that’s what I read on the internet. 😉 Yeah, I know… the carby goodness may be a tad hard on your pants size… but that only makes you more huggably-squeezably soft. And, I mean, who doesn’t want to be more huggable?

And speaking of carby goodness… beer! 🍻 I mean, yeah… a bit too much and you’ll feel the rotation of the earth—especially those bourbon barrel beers—but as a certified Beerologist—yes, it’s a really thing… well, kinda-sorta real—I can attest that it’s a perfect stress reliever!

See, there’s really no mystery to life. Follow these simple principles and you’ll always be healthy, round, and happy!

Oh, and one more thing… when following this advice, mawashis may be required… just saying. It kinda goes with that whole “round” part of these defining principles! 😜